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Joke of the Day

"I tried gay phone sex last night, but I'm not sure I'm doing it right. I was the giver and it was the receiver."

"This ice cream is legen - wait for it - DAIRY."

"This one has always tickled me! My father is the inventor of the rear view mirror. He means a great deal to me but looking back we're not as close as we seem!"

"Why are Fiat cars named as such? Because they aren't really worth anything. Econ 101 humor."

"I wear glasses because I like to dramatically remove them to display anger. It was awkward doing that with contact lenses."

"Who is an archaeologist? One whose career is in ruins."

"My name is David and I had my ID stolen the other day. Now they just call me Dav."

"Thank god we don't have thought bubbles above our heads. I'd be in trouble 99% of the time."

"Alpha Kenny Wun Write that ""name"" down and ask someone you know to read it out loud during class."

"5 out of 6 people enjoy playing Russian Roulette."