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Joke of the Day
"Chamomile tea makes chamomile pee."
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"Santa: its snowing Christmas is canceled Put everything in the garbage Elves: no! Rudolph: what if I told you I had a very small red light"
"what's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? attire."
"Thought of this while making breakfast. What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair? A cup of yogurt."
"[as one million ants are carrying me out of my bed to toward their cavern to eat me alive] please let me feed my neopets first"
"A farmer in Nebraska just had his fence destroyed by a tornado, and he's asking for our help I'm doing my part!"
"You hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? He stays up all night, every night, wondering if there truly is a dog."
"Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan? Cos the sine said so!"
"Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"Tequila everyday keeps sobriety away"