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Joke of the Day

"A girl dialed her own no. from her bf's cell to see her name saved in list like doll or sweetie.she was shocked to see............Mukesh plumber..:)"

"Why did Verizon's mailman get fired? He was losing packets."

"What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom? Slow Dancing."

"What's the difference between golf and sky diving? Twack......... Shit!"

"You can tell how single I am by the way my cat and dog wear their sombreros with quiet dignity and acceptance."

"A tangent applied for a credit card, but was denied. He couldn't find anyone willing to cosine."

"God must love stupid people. He made SO many."

"Here is a funny joke by George Lopez ."

"Packing for a trip, Husband says I don't need to overpack. It is so cute how he thinks I'm coming back."

"What do you call a Serbian prostitute? Slobodan Mikokubic"