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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between golf and sky diving? Twack......... Shit!"
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"Roses are red, Violets are blue... I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast!"
"How do you know your GF is getting fat? She starts fitting in your wife's clothes..."
"What was Poppin Fresh's new name after he was put into the witness protection program? John Dough"
"Man boobs, man perm, man purse. If you have to identify something by saying the gender, it probably shouldn't exist. Sorry if this is a bad joke I just got bored watching the WNBA."
"see inside funny how a subreddit devoted to jokes could have the least funny april fools gag"
"The only thing I've ever made from scratch was dandruff."
"I like my coffee like I like my women: filled with booze."
"What do you call a Mexican lady with no legs? (NSFWish) Cuntswaylow"
"How is a rabbit similar to a plum? they are both purple, except for the rabbit."