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Joke of the Day
"I've never been interrogated, but I have ordered a sandwich at subway, so I think I'm prepared."
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"Donald Trump is an inspiration to all new College graduates. He is in the final interview rounds of a job he has zero experience for."
"What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? ""Hi Buster."""
"It still makes me sad to think there are people out there who have a favorite Kardashian."
"How does King Arthur take his pills? An African or European swallow"
"Halloween costume... Guy 1 at Halloween party: Hey look, Steve's wife dressed up like Wonder Woman. Guy 2 at Halloween party: Yeah, it makes you wonder if she's a woman."
"Under what circumstance is mass a unit of time? Church"
"Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there what are you taking for it ? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?"
"Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle? They like horsin' around."
"What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake? Shaken, not stirred."