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Joke of the Day
"Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle? They like horsin' around."
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"Preparing a work evaluation for someone who adds shit to my day on a regular. Wondering if ""inbred whackadoodle"" paints a full picture."
"My girlfriend is an atheist. Which is a problem, because I'm a god."
"A Russian walks into an alchohal rehab facility... Wait...what?"
"Dora, with all the questions she poses to her audience, is breeding a generation that will scream loudly at the characters in scary movies."
"This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies."
"Want to hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it."
"A Lesbian got fired from a Sperm bank She got caught drinking on the job"
"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is ....."
"Why couldn't the man marry the melon? It was a cantaloupe."