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Joke of the Day

"What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? ""Hi Buster."""

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"Why did black people pick so much cotton? Because we told them to."
"What did the sheep at the fraternity say? Braaaaaaaah"
"What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy? ""Make me one with everything."""
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"One of my great-grandparents believed in God, but the other seven didn't Which makes me an eighth theist"
"Why did a Stripper run for mayor? Because she did great on the pole"