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Joke of the Day

"Halloween costume... Guy 1 at Halloween party: Hey look, Steve's wife dressed up like Wonder Woman. Guy 2 at Halloween party: Yeah, it makes you wonder if she's a woman."

"Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!"

"Alcohol is the leading cause of me getting yelled at for being a pterodactyl on the coffee table."

"Sadly,the man who invented the raffle has passed away. R.I.P Tom Bola."

"This Doctor... Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Doctor. Interup- You have cancer."

"What do you call an insane nocturnal blood-sucking parasite? A lunartick."

"[dentist giving me a filling] Me: guh uh hag a hogreg? Dentist stops: what? Me: do you have a boyfriend?"

"What do you call a dehydrated French man? Pee Air"

"*walks into IT department attempting to look cool* You guys torrent any emails lately?"

"ATMs should have built in breathalyzers. I would save so much money"