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Joke of the Day
"I've said it before and I'll say it again I've said it before"
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"A nasty little joke Q: How can you make a gay man fuck a woman? A: By shitting in her cunt."
"What is Batman's least favorite ice cream? Vanilla Bane!"
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give the bitch a shovel."
"You got problems with parenting... You start to get headaches. I follow the instructions on the aspirin bottle: ""Take two and keep away from children."""
"Donald Trump is about to watch an episode of his current favorite TV show... Orange is the New Black"
"[makes a voodoo doll of himself] [gives it a little back rub]"
"Atheism... ... is a non-prophet organization."
"Vladislav? ... .. Baby don't hurt me, Don't hurt me, no more"
"Im never going to public bathrooms again Because last time i was there, shit went down"