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Joke of the Day

"There's a lot of mountains high enough to keep me away from you. You see that Everest mountain? Ain't no way I'm climbing that for you."

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"That's some crazy news about corn on the cob... Oh, I'm surprised you didn't **ear** about it!"
"What is the core of Uranus called Urectum"
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"How did the mermaid prostitute make all her money? Blue whales"
"Today, at the train station, my mood ring was stolen... but I'm not sure how I feel about it."
"Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!"
"Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers? Because she has no facial expressions so can't react."
"Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting."
"*knocks over the 17 Starbucks cups on her nightstand *answers her alarm clock, ""hello?"""