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Joke of the Day

"That's some crazy news about corn on the cob... Oh, I'm surprised you didn't **ear** about it!"

"Why can't bicycles stand on their own? Because they are two tired."

"This humid weather reminds me of New York in the 80's Muggy."

"Headache Doc: Hows your headache? Husband: She's fine."

"I enrolled to online Private Investigator Course but they are not answering... I'm not sure if they just ignoring me or this is my first case..."

"I remember the last thing my granddad said before he kicked the bucket. I wonder how far I can kick this bucket?"

"I don't think Muslims go far enough in killing people who draw images of the prophet Mohammed. I think they should kill people who are named after him as well."

"A Roman soldier meets another soldier on the road ""Excuse me"" the first soldier asks ""have you crossed Jesus anywhere, by any chance?"""

"They can only rescue about one miner per hour, while all the others wait? Who put the DMV in charge of this?"