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Joke of the Day
"Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting."
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"what do you call a lesbian in a ford windstar filled with penises? dick van dyke"
"I once thought about write a book, but quit before I even started. It was a novel idea."
"[shows up late for first day of new job] *blames it on rush hour* [shows up late for second day of new job] *blames it on rush hour 2*"
"Before you decide to tell a woman she should go get herself ""dolled up,"" remember, Annabelle & Chucky are dolls."
"NAKED MAN Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: ""How do you drink water with that?"""
"Thousands of people are attacked by sea creatures every year. We at BP are dedicated to bringing that number down. You're welcome!"
"All the kings horses and all the kings men probably feel like they're being grossly underutilized with that whole egg thing."
"What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti Halloweenies Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie."
"Hi, I'm Brandon and I'll be your hater this evening. Our specials tonight are ""ur mom"", ""lol own3d"", and ""u mad bro lol u mad?!??!"""