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Joke of the Day
"Today, at the train station, my mood ring was stolen... but I'm not sure how I feel about it."
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"Mickey Mouse wants a divorce. ""Mickey Mouse, it says you want to divorce Minnie because she was... extremely silly?"" ""No, I said she was fucking Goofy"""
"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."
"""Honey"" said Mrs. Beldon to her husband ""Lester's teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia."" ""Encyclopedia my eye!"" exclaimed Beldon. ""Let him walk to school like I did."""
"Brown and sticky Whats Brown and sticky? A Stick"
"TIL: 9 out of 10 people addicted to drinking break fluid... can't stop."
"What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down? This joke..."
"Miss France just won Miss Universe The French finally won something."
"A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender shakes his head and says, ""No, we only have plain."""
"A guy's dick is so small... that he has to pay his girlfriend for babysitting every time they have sex. feel free to make this joke better..."