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Joke of the Day
"What is the core of Uranus called Urectum"
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"How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb? One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was."
"Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him ."
"I found a bunch of money I didn't know I had while cleaning for company... ...it was like Christmas."
"Question: What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek? Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like."
"Why doesn't Magneto wear his old costume anymore? Because days of fuchsia passed"
"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? ""No"" Cop: *points* Your buck naked [turns to deer in passenger seat] ""Jesus Frank, put your fur back on"""
"I just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world I told them to fuck off. Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving."
"When somebody asks for directions I just say ""follow your heart"" and drive away."
"Metalhead love What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love? A match maiden heaven"