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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!"
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"I don't know why I broke up with my girl at the gym... I guess we just weren't working out."
"""IS THERE A DOCTOR ON THE PLANE???"" [i stand up super fast & knock myself out on the luggage compartment, requiring another doctor]"
"How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up? Ask Jozsef Barsi."
"I like my women the way I like my coffee... Two years old and stone cold..."
"My Website Hacking 101 class is going okay. I just learned how to bypass the Birth Date Security on beer websites."
"Husband wanted me to go hunting today. He bought me the cutest brown outfit and a cute lil hat, you know with the fake antl..wait a minute"
"When I bought pizza today my hands started to spasm You could say I got Little Seizures."
"What'd the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"
"If Microsoft releases a car... If Microsoft releases a car called Win10 . The same car would fit all size of drivers, from ants to Whales."