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Joke of the Day
"Raise your hands... ...if you have ever had your arms torn off by a wookie."
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"This girl's skinny jeans are so Goddamn tight, I think I finally know what a Pancreas looks like."
"My girlfriend got her period last night while she was sleeping... In other news, I have a Japanese flag for sale now"
"What do you call a gay Nobel Prize Laureate in a blender? A homogeneous mixture."
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he."
"What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as he hits your car windshield on the highway? His ass."
"What did the left boob say to the right boob? You're my breast friend."
"How does a water bear sleep? It Hydronates"
"On a scale of one to ten, guess how much I like golfing. Fore!"
"I used to think Pet Insurance was a waste of money but my cat is at the vets & they've sent us a really lovely little courtesy cat."