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Joke of the Day
"What did the left boob say to the right boob? You're my breast friend."
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"What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it."
"TIL ISIS is a global Bloods vs. Crips. Title"
"Have you heard Justin Bieber's song about blood types? It goes: ""A, B, AB, AB, OOOOOOO"""
"My Girlfriend Has Always Wanted To Wake Me Up With A Blowjob So today I woke her up with one"
"A structural engineer walked into a bar... ...this is when he realised his building design was flawed."
"Give a man a fish and he'll go to McDonald's instead. Teach a man to fish and nope, still McDonald's"
"When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches? Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets"
"I park in the farthest spot possible at the gym for the added benefit of eating my croissan'wich without being judged by people walking by."
"Jesus sits at his last supper *breaks bread* This is my body *pours wine* This is my blood *open jar of mayo* Judas: I'm gonna have to stop you right there"