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Joke of the Day
"Marriage is for people who want their break ups to involve paperwork."
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"Why do they call them ""roach clips""? Because ""pot holder"" was already taken."
"imagine if your fridge did what you do everyday,every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5minutes then leaves"
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
"I don't play fantasy football, but I do play fantasy friendship. This week I'm starting Taylor Swift and Conan O'Brien."
"When Tim Tebow found out he got cut by the Eagles he threw a fit... .. And even that got intercepted."
"60% of my day is spent quickly closing non work-related browser windows when my boss walks by."
"A man goes to visit the doctor Man: Did the test results come back? Doc: Yes, and the prognosis isn't good. Man: Well how long do I have? Doc: About 10. Man: 10 what? Years? Months? Doc: 8... 7...."
"Why did Jeb Bush cross the road? To get to the other side! ^^Please ^^Clap"
"What do geeks and nerds love but cant have? 80085"