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Joke of the Day
"Marriage is for people who want their break ups to involve paperwork."
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"What do you say when you step on a snake? Well that bites."
"Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance."
"Help! I accidentally swallowed a mint! Never mind, I'm cool now."
"I'd like to teach you how to win any argument. Unfortunately my wife won't teach me her technique."
"I'm so tired of people saying Hillary sucks... She doesn't. Just ask Bill and Monica."
"Cup of Tea According to Tetley, the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So every morning I slap her arse and say ""two sugars fatty""."
"Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No but she sure could climb trees well!"
"I have a confession to make, I am a lesbian... Trapped in a man's body."
"""Donald is intensely loyal. To family, friends, employees, country."" -His 3rd wife"