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"On a scale of one to ten, guess how much I like golfing. Fore!"
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"I hurt my back while cutting down a tree. Guess you could say I have lumber problems."
"""you're breaking up with me, here? and now?!"" ""it's just not working out"" *both continue pedaling tandem bicycle in silence*"
"LOST DOG: 4 year old border collie. Still living at home but doesn't know what to do with his life."
"Me (to a baby): Hush little baby don't say a word. Momma's gonna buy you a mocking bird Mom: like hell I'll buy that kid anything.."
"Where do you eat toaster waffles on the beach? San Diego!!"
"please help laptop problem I painted my laptop black in hope of it running faster, now it doesnt work at all."
"My coffee tastes like the dishwasher. Makes me wonder how Carl's doing and if he still has that same distinct flavor."
"My boss asked me how many Galaxy Note 7s I ended up selling to the public. Unfortunately, I couldn't recall."
"Better to be slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie"