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Joke of the Day
"Shout out to Pringles for never giving us a half can of air."
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"Why was the dildo company so successful? Good product placement."
"Higgs Boson goes into a Catholic Church... The priest says, ""you're not welcome here"". Higgs Boson says ""you can't have mass without me."" . . . . . drrrrrrr dish! * Exit Stage Right *"
"A comedian walks into a club and says the punchline."
"I enjoy visiting countries where I don't speak the language because it requires zero effort to tune out everyone around me."
"Hey 300lb lady, stop bragging about your cup size. It doesn't count when your entire body is double D."
"What happens if you put a mirror in a garage? A mirage!"
"Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!"
"What do Jews in Nazi Germany and children at Penn State have in common? They're both afraid of showers"
"I haven't seen a kid on a leash in a while. I guess parents started releasing them back into the wild."