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Joke of the Day
"What's the deal with airplane peanuts? I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?"
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"Knock Knock ""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""No, Who's on first!"""
"Comedy legend Joan Rivers passed away. Hundreds of plastic surgeons mourn the loss of their jobs."
"[god making cheetahs] Let's just squish a giraffe and give it whiskers"
"Started my new healthy diet today. Breakfast is 2 almonds, I lick an apple for lunch, and dinner is yelling at a picture of myself naked."
"That's a great river Dam it!"
"The Chinese just announced their iPhone 5 ripoff... ...it's called the iPhoney."
"I went to the psychiatrist wearing only cling film. He said ""well, I can clearly see your nuts"""
"How do you make a lemon orgasm? You rub its cituris."
"A bunch of black dudes were standing in front of my gardening equipment. Bros before hoes."