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Joke of the Day

"Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups? Two for me and one for you."

"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path."

"Life is like a bicycle A black will probably take it."

"Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked."

"I really want to get on the mars one mission Because I'm against premartial sex"

"Strangers have the best candy."

"I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn""... Stupid Firemen. [x-post /r/Christianity]"

"What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil? A Zikachu"

"How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray."

"I'm a gentleman, I never kiss and tell but yea, she sucked my dick."