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Joke of the Day
"Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups? Two for me and one for you."
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"At this point journalism school probably boils down to, ""Just say what everyone tweeted."""
"I wish all tests were things you peed on"
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"Do you want a bag? A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. ""Do you want a bag?"" the cashier asks. ""No,"" the guy says, ""she's not that ugly."""
"The teacher took away the kids rubber-band gun.. Because it was a weapon of math disruption."
"What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover? Sorry... That came out wrong."
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter can escape the chambers"