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Joke of the Day
"I wish all tests were things you peed on"
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"life is like a box of chocolates: it kills dogs"
"What did the one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner!"
"How do you find a blind man at a nude beach. It's not hard"
"Did you hear about the gay midget? He was just a little queer."
"If he can't build a wall, Trump is going to dig a giant hole at the border and cover it with a welcome mat like it's a Road Runner cartoon."
"How many dothraki does it take to open a door? Idk, but they sure are hot."
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord? My ass. Ha, haha, haha, ENOUGH."
"Fun way to prank Jesus is to invite him snorkeling haha he'd be stuck on top walking on the water while ur underneath having all the fun"
"Yo mama in a wheelchair and says ""You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."""