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Joke of the Day

"Hearing problems I went to the doctors with hearing problems. He said ""Can u describe the symptoms?"" I said ""Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"""

"What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter? I want my baby back, baby back, baby back."

"A man sees a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down a jail from a rope... ...he looks at him for a second, and says,""Well, that's a little condescending."""

"Going to watch a movie in theater Me: This movie is pirated Friend: How? Me: This movie has got 3.14 rating"

"""sir can you describe the stingray that attacked you?"" yes it was like a weird pancake"

"What side of the chicken has the most feathers? The Outside!"

"Are you russian? No, I'm not in a hurry."

"What's the difference between an African kid and an orange? Approximately 3 grams."

"what do you call a scared Mexican? ""What do you call a scared Mexican?"" ""Pedro-fied"""

"Somebody stole my mood ring I don't know how to feel about it."