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Joke of the Day
"The average person has sex 89 times a year My December is going to be fucking sick"
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"I was promised today would be a new day. This feels suspiciously like a used Wednesday."
"98% of all band-aids are used to cover up a child's melodramatic bullshit."
"What did the slutty interstate say to the porche? I got curbs!"
"If babies named Todd don't call themselves ""The Toddler"" then what's the point of having a douchebag baby name like Todd?"
"""Oh my god, that's so offensive!""- Someone, about everything."
"Why did the python return his pants? They were too constricting."
"I went to a vegetarian restaurant I went to an all you can eat vegetarian restaurant the other day and there was this girl who said she knew me but I swear I never seen herbivore."
"What 3 candies do you find in school? Redhots, DumDums, and smarties."
"Why do so many Asians wear glasses? All that squinting gives them astigmatism"