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Joke of the Day

"What did the slutty interstate say to the porche? I got curbs!"

"How do you make rape funny? You force it"

"Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?"

"What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs? It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!"

"I asked Roy Hodgson if he would consider 4-4-2 next week. He said, ""No, we'll probably go 7-4-7 it's wider and offers more leg room."""

"Why did the farmer fire the DJ? Because he kept on dropping beets."

"I heard dhiarrea is hereditary It runs in your jeans."

"Someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."

"My fav sci-fi this year is the Bank of America ad where the 30 year old dude with a new baby has $56k in his checking account."

"If I was a hot chick. I'd open my legs so wide I'd be able to fit all four of my Ferraris in my snatch."