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Joke of the Day

"""Oh my god, that's so offensive!""- Someone, about everything."

"Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises."

"What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !"

"Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority? Because they're afraid of Dicks!"

"Hey, I feel like almost everyone here has forgotten something... The Game."

"What did the sushi say to the bee? Wassabee?!?!"

"what car do people drive in Norway when it floods? the fjord escape"

"Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you?"

"""One of my neighbours had half of his large intestine removed,"" I said to my mate. ""Did he end up in a coma?"" He asked. ""No,"" I replied, ""But he did end up with a semi-colon."""

"I wonder if the earth teases other planets for having no life."