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Joke of the Day
"I was promised today would be a new day. This feels suspiciously like a used Wednesday."
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"i like how at this walmart they put baby food products in the checkout lane. like oops thats right i have a baby to feed"
"Sadly, very few people get this joke: ""A termite walks into a bar and asks 'Is the bar tender here?'"" -What's your favorite joke that no one gets?"
"So a grasshopper walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey we have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies, ""You have a drink named Steve?"" favorite corny joke"
"My coworker and I have the same job title with the same number of years experience. He was pissed when he found out my salary was only a fraction his. Turns out that fraction is 2/1"
"Jokes. What is a black cat's favorite TV show? Miami mice!"
"What do ""white privilege"" and ""severely mentally handicapped"" have in common? Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply."
"My kids can't hear the dog barking for 15mins to come back inside but they can hear me bite into a Pop-Tart from 3 counties away."
"I'll have a foot long Italian with turkey and cheddar cheese. Whoops, wrong sub"
"For those who don't speak Spanish: ""Cinco de Mayo"" means ""hold the mayo."""