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Joke of the Day
"I was promised today would be a new day. This feels suspiciously like a used Wednesday."
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"""Diamonds are forever. But so is herpes."" This is why I never get hired to write advertising campaigns."
"What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can actually finish a race."
"I suggested a threesome to my girlfriend. ""That's fine,"" she said, ""Just not with another girl."" ""OK then, I'll call up James and Daniel."" I replied."
"Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies? Because he couldn't find a date!"
"What is the difference between American teenage girls amd Muslim teenage girls? (Offensive) American teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex."
"What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza? Skinning the vegan."
"What's the difference between the US and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture."
"Anyone notice the irony behind ""hyphenated"" and ""non-hyphenated""?"
"I, for one, is a pretty weak Scrabble play."