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Joke of the Day
"If you call Starbucks ""Starbs,"" I hope you get totes murds."
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"Hell has free wifi but no outlets for phone chargers."
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"I have a Chinese friend with really bad internet His name is Hai Ping"
"What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda!"
"Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato? You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you."
"What's the Difference Between a Hormone and a Pheromone? You can't hear a pheromone."
"Why did the man become a baker? He kneaded the dough."
"I screamed a Brazilian times during that waxing."