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Joke of the Day
"If you call Starbucks ""Starbs,"" I hope you get totes murds."
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"Girls don't fart or poo That's why they are full of shit."
"Pro tip: Do your makeup before you start drinking."
"Going to dress up as a Jedi today and open automatic doors for people with the force. NO YOU GET A LIFE."
"[first date] Me: so what do you do Date: i'm an accountant Me: oh nice Date: thanks Me: Date: Me: so how many ants have u counted so far"
"If you beat a man with a mustache in a fist fight, you get to keep his mustache."
"I'm dyslexic, atheist & insomniac I stayed up all night wondering if there really is a doG"
"What's the best/worst dirty joke you know? In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?"
"I tried to bring my dead friend to class with me, but the teacher kicked him out. Guess he's too ghoul for school."
"What do you call someone who hates Asians A riceist"