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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell when a Canadian is successful? He dies in his LA home at 82."
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"Never trust Atoms They make up everything"
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks ""what do you want?"". The horse, not understanding the English language, takes a shit on the floor and leaves."
"What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry? They've both been known to blow a little dope."
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster."
"How did Obama react when he heard Donald Trump won for president? [*removed due to copyright infringement*]"
"Have you seen the joke about the carpenter that had to fix a fence? I believe it was a repost"
"Prisoner: You inked Me: *thinking about my ""I hate prisoners"" back tattoo* No why"
"How in the world did Bill & Hillary Clinton avoid the celebrity nickname HillBilly? WE DROPPED THE BALL AMERICA."
"If Adam and Eve were chinese they would have stayed in paradise Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple."