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Joke of the Day

"Why do they call it PMS Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken"

"Where do women in the WNBA shop? It's definitely not at dicks."

"My math teacher insulted me He called me a third derivative"

"So this crazy guy starts talking to me on the train... ""Is this the train to heaven?"", he asks me. ""No"", I say. ""Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"", he replied."

"The other day I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? And then it hit me."

"What's brown and runny? Usian Bolt"

"I'm all for people, places, and things. I guess you could say I am pronouns."

"If acne on your back is ""back-ne""... Then what is acne on your knee called?"

"*wipes pizza grease & sauce off mouth* *eats napkin*"

"Spruce up your weeknight: run the dishwasher and imagine you're on a cruise!"