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Joke of the Day
"Why do they call it PMS Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken"
Next Joke
"I'm having trouble discerning my Twitter voice from my professional one. I just said ""What's up, slut?"" to our receptionist. Frigid bitch."
"Do you want to get dinner sometime? Sorry, I said that wrong. Do you want to get me dinner sometime? Like deliver food to me and then leave?"
"How do you make a hot dog stand? Take away its chair."
"What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano? I'll be bach."
"What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!"
"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo-bees"
"I fully support any type of marriage that doesn't involve me."
"[Job Interview] *okay, he can't find out I'm a wolf* *fixes tie* *checks breath* IS THAT A PICTURE OF YOUR BABY SHE LOOKS DELICIOUS"
"Work said I was going to do a drug test today. So far I haven't tested any drugs, but this weird guy asked me to urinate in a cup."