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Joke of the Day

"The larger the implants, the more likely she'll be confused by a push/pull door."

"A bird in hand may be worth two in a bush, but a nut in a bush is worth two in a hand."

"Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? A. Because if they all went it would be Hell."

". No Shoes No Shirt No Problem Welcome To Walmart."

"Moses: Thanks for the mana in the desert. God: No problem. Moses: But since you can make anything- God: FOR THE LAST TIME, NO PIZZA."

"I was going to make a gay joke. Butt fuck it, that's not cool. Cum on guys."

"If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime what do freedom fighters fight?"

"What do Swedish people put in their coffee? Artifical Swedeners"

"So this girl asked me what I look for in women I told her, ""3 holes and a heart beat"""

"I've never falsely accused someone of hacking, whether aimbotting, wall hacking, or speed hacking They were all just really good at hiding it!"