179241
Joke of the Day
"If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime what do freedom fighters fight?"
Next Joke
"What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for? Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best."
"""PS, I love you"" -- Me to my PlayStation."
"I've never actually finished the song ""Rock Your Body"" by Justin Timberlake because I'm afraid I'll be naked by the end."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapuss."
"what colour were Kurt Cobain's eyes? blue one blew this way, one blew that way"
"I feel like I forgot something today... ...shit, *the oven!*"
"Why did the broom take a nap? It was sweepy. ಠ\_ಠ"
"My kids are in Karate class and I'm just sitting here thinking that I could kick the shit out of half these 6 year olds."
"I tripped over some stupid plant so I gave it the finger and walked in a circle around it because I wasn't sure where its stupid eyes were."