201787
Joke of the Day
"I was going to make a gay joke. Butt fuck it, that's not cool. Cum on guys."
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"A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he says to the man running the stand... ..HEY! (pom pom pom) Got any grapes?"
"This joke is the world most peaceful joke... Don't worry. It doesn't even have a punchline."
"Yo fellas how did that ""wow"" comment you left on that girls Facebook picture play out?"
"Have you heard about McDonald's new Hillary Clinton Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it."
"A Mexican, a Jew, and a black guy walk into a bar The bartender looks at them and says ""get the fuck outta here"""
"That awkward moment when Chris Brown sees a hot chick and says ""I'd hit that."""
"I walked into the library the other day and asked the librarian if he still had that mouldy old book on giving your child up for adoption. ""It was vile so I got rid of it."" ""That's the one."""
"What's a reindeer's favourite celebrity? Beyonsleigh"
"You know the vagina of a fish? It's a fish hole."