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Joke of the Day
"What did the porn star wear to court? Birthday suit"
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"when I have dinner with a vegetarian I order two steaks to use as a bun for my third steak"
"A man went to see his doctor ""You need to stop masturbating"" said the doctor. ""Why?"" asked the man. The doctor replied ""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""
"Before you bludgeon to death that drifter who broke into your apartment and passed out on your futon, ask yourself: when did I buy a futon?"
"How many punks does it take to change a light bulb? None. Punks never changed anything."
"Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods one day? ...just think about it."
"I just bought a thesaurus and when I got it home I found out that all the pages are blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am."
"Q: Why is Bill Clinton called ""middle of the road Democrat""? A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back."
"Full Disclosure: I get most of my jokes from a 13 year old Amish kid named Caleb."
"What do Japanese men do when they have an erection? They vote."