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Joke of the Day
"Full Disclosure: I get most of my jokes from a 13 year old Amish kid named Caleb."
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"A doctor walks into a bank to make a deposit. When he goes to sign the check, he realizes he's scribbling with a thermometer. ""Oh, that's great,"" he says. ""Some asshole's got my pen!"""
"How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff? A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch."
"The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. Then things get tense."
"How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season."
"Dr: I'm giving u a proton-pump inhibitor Me: LIKE A GHOSTBUSTER? D: No for acid reflu *sees tears welling in my eyes* yes for busting ghosts"
"Just thought I caught my wife looking at porn; turns out she was shopping for underwear for herself. What a fucking pervert."
"What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East? No, YOU the bomb."
"2016 ends with Mariah Carey dying On the stage."
"What's another name for floor pie? 3."