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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why is Bill Clinton called ""middle of the road Democrat""? A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back."

"Have you heard about that cop that shot the black guy? Which one?"

"{at fancy restaurant} Waiter: *pulls out chair* Me: ""Don't make this weird, dude."""

"How did the massage therapist lose all of his customers? He rubbed them all the wrong way"

"Everyone around me is obsessed with finding true love. All I want is a girl who will laugh at my jokes."

"What did the Nazi do after World War II? He became a veteran Aryan."

"A straight face and a sincere-sounding ""Huh?"" have gotten me out of more trouble than I can remember."

"I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing."

"BOSS: OK! Who smashed a hole through the wall?! [Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man]"

"Who was the greatest motherfucker in history? Oedipus."