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Joke of the Day

"What language do lesbians speak? Gaelic."

"What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids."

"What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague? Cancelled Czechs."

"<--- Tips cup back and lightly taps the bottom. Fifty pieces of ice fall out on face."

"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? I can't make a vitamin..."

"What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis."

"What do you call a river that's an actor? Russell Flow"

"In the beginning God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since then neither God nor Man has rested."

"You know it's a shitty day at the office when Everytime you walk into the bathroom all the stalls are taken"

"Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!"