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Joke of the Day
"MY PARENTS NEVER BUY ME ANYTHING -Sent from iphone 6"
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"I wish my name was Grudge. This way my wife would hold on to me forever."
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"joke of the day Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing. -"
"My dentist tells me to floss my teeth daily. I wish he'd leave me alone."
"[roommate hears me come in] ""how was the date?"" [face sucked back and teeth showing like im skydiving] apparently, I'm allergic to shellfish"