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Joke of the Day

"What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for School?! Bison"

"How do you piss off Liquor store shoplifters and Redditors? CAP LOCKS."

"I hate it when I'm trying to discreetly pick a wedgie in public and inadvertently end up doing every dance routine from Spice World."

"Pity Teacher writes down the word 'pity' on the blackboard. Suddenly, I think to myself ""Oh, it's what comes after forty-nine..."""

"What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening? An Irishman trying to get a tan."

"How did the greeks separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

"You know why ancient Greek children were always getting lost from their parents? 'Cause they kept Roman around!"

"Cannibals like to eat... vegetables"

"I'd be much more attracted to you if you were much more attractive."

"I was in the world trade center and always wondered why planes get bigger and bigger as they get closer and closer. And than it hit me."