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Joke of the Day

"DID YOU KNOW? If you sleep on your side every night, your face eventually slides around your head like on a flounder."

"I want to die quietly in my sleep like my grandad did. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

"I threw a party for all my non-orgasmic friends Nobody came."

"How is cat food sold ? Usually purr can !"

"Anyone else think Mexican and African jokes are pretty much all the same? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!"

"This morning I woke up feeling the BERN! This afternoon my doctor told me I need to practice safe sex and wrote me a prescription."

"What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office."

"Why are hurricanes named after girls. Because there not himicanes"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning."

"Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election? All their supporters are home with sick kids"