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Joke of the Day

"Goodbye things in my apartment. Have fun coming to life and talking to each other. I'll be back around 6 pm."

"What vegetable is a bug most afraid of? Stephen Hawking"

"If you leave your house with one leg, that's going out on a limb."

"What's the difference between Rob Ford and a circus sideshow freak? One's a fat, ugly, disturbing waste of money. The other's married to a bearded lady."

"Samsung will no longer use the name ""Galaxy"" name on the Note 7... From now on, it's the Samsung Supernova 7."

"How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. But it takes 3 episodes."

"What's Hitler's favorite thing in the ocean? Adolfin! Where does he go to see them? NotSea World"

"Why do people procrastinate? I'll tell you later."

"I fell out of a tree and landed on an antelope. I was impala'd"

"Why can't Casper have kids? Cause he has a Halloweenie"