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Joke of the Day

"My sister-in-law has step-children and that's awful, why won't she use regular stairs like everyone else"

"Anti joke Why did the boy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a bus"

"How do you get an Indian girl pregnant? Poppadom."

"A better name for the Pope mobile would be a 'Christler'."

"I have no idea who is gonna die first in this movie, because everyone is white."

"Roses are red violets are blue... Sugar is sweet and so are you... The roses have wilted the violets are dead Sugar is lumpy and so is your head."

"I've gotta go. This bottle of vodka isn't gonna get arrested all by itself."

"Some people have six packs... I have a keg. My wife, however, has a goddamned brewery."

"Did you know that there is an elephant at Bush Gardens? That's what I call my crotch."

"What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler"