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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Patient Anonymous! I see a lot of new faces here and frankly, I'm disappointed."

"My personal assistant is an African American named Barry. But I just call him BlackBarry."

"Why did the Seahawks pass the ball? To get to the other side!"

"What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!"

"Yeah, but I thought the whole point of twitter was to be stalked.nnThe word 'follower' should be evidence of that"

"What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels..."

"Kick the can If you don't have a can, you can just play ""kick the can't""! Joke courtesy of my dad. Obviously."

"How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair."

"What do a thong and Bernie Sander's crazyman hairstyle have in common? They both barely cover a cunt."

"How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!"