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Joke of the Day
"What is the most popular band in Japan? Fall Out Boy"
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"What type of curry sets fire to the rain? A-Dhal"
"I always feel a little kinky whenever the lady at Starbucks asks me if I'd like whipped cream on it."
"TIP: if ur worried about the airworthiness of the plane you're on offer it a chip. If it eats it you're on a seagull. Disembark immediately"
"What do you call the mineral found in teeth and tooth enamel? Apatite."
"Why is the gay rights movement succeeding? The message is loud and queer."
"Stuck between ""that was awesome"" and ""OMG do you need medical attention"" wherever I walk off the dance floor"
"A woman at work got really angry with me when I... Politely held the door open for her. She must've been a feminist cos she got real mad and shouted at me ""Do you mind I'm trying to take a shit! """
"I swear if I hear Uptown Funk one more time... I will smash my radio. Don't believe me? Just watch"
"How many Polaks does it take to come up with heliocentric theory? One."