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Joke of the Day

"Life Advice Always keep your words soft and sweet - In case you have to eat them later."

"What's a rabbits' favorite song? ""Hoppy Birthday to You."""

"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking intents."

"There was a blackout in the streets of Houston yesterday... Don't worry, the police have everything under control..... they shot him."

"If you love something set it free. If it comes back, celebrate with some delicious tacos. If it doesn't that's twice the tacos for you."

"Mayweather was boring tonight... If only they'd have thrown a woman in the ring, we could have seen him fight."

"OMG... JUST OPENED A CUPBOARD AND ALL MY POSTAGE STAMPS ARE PREGNA- Oh wait, it's Ravioli."

"Why are turn signals great workers? When they get tired and burn out, they work twice as hard."

"I forgot my baby was in the backseat of my car and I accidentally threw my case of beer on him He was ok though. It was light beer."

"As an Asian, puberty doesn't hit us... our parents do."