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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? The way they pronounce ""unionized"""
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"Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs? Because it was too steep."
"What's the Middle East's favorite candy? YemenHeads"
"Was sagt der groe Stift zum kleinen Stift? Wachsmalstift"
"Dark humor is a lot like food... Not everyone gets it"
"How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb? **None**. They operate in the **dark**."
"""10 Things I Hate About You"" is my favorite movie that sounds like a bitter Buzzfeed article"
"A woman site down next to a man in a bar and says, ""You smell good, What do you have on?"" The man says, ""I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."""
"Hello mother. Hello father. Here I am at Camp Marijuana. Crack is good, but weed is better, I'm so f*cked up, a friend wrote this letter."
"Interviewer 1: Describe yourself in one word Me: Hired Interviewer 2:[whispers] Holy shit can she do that??"