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Joke of the Day

"Luke Skywalker and Yoda are on a ride when... **Luke**: *Are we on the right course, Master Yoda?*. **Yoda**: *Off course we are*."

"How is the new Meta Gear game? Its solid."

"How did the hipster burn his hand? He was into lightbulbs before they were cool."

"I tried to change my password to 14days... The computer said it was two week."

"It took me an hour to attach my watches to each other to make a belt. It was a **waist** of time."

"Yesterday Bill Clinton called Hillary, ""the ablest person I've ever worked with."" Well, I can see why he's a hit with the ladies."

"If you were out camping and woke up with a condom sticking out of your ass and didn't know why, would you tell anyone?"

"Why can't your penis be 12 inches? Because then it'd be a foot"

"Twitter: something to read when people are talking to you."

"Why didn't the Romans try to kill Jesus after he rose from the dead? They were too afraid to double cross him."