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Joke of the Day

"Luke Skywalker and Yoda are on a ride when... **Luke**: *Are we on the right course, Master Yoda?*. **Yoda**: *Off course we are*."

"An Englisman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says ""What is this, some kind of a joke?"

"What's pink with seven dents? Snow white's hymen"

"What do I call my pasta friend? Ma Caroni! (my crony)"

"I only date black girls... Because I hate meeting fathers."

"Holocaust jokes ARE NOT funny Anne Frankly, they make me disgusted."

"A three-legged dog walks into an old-timey saloon ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my Paw."" (I know it's old but I'm feeling really down and this joke cheers me up.)"

"Think the person who invented dog food knew they came up with dog food? ""What do you think of my new dish?"" ""I think dogs would love it."""

"Why is a good hooker like a skilled carpenter? No wood gets wasted."

"You didn't have to say ""he's a male nurse."" When you said 'he' my psychic ability of gender discernment kicked in."