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Joke of the Day
"What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea? Thanks, it's my special tea."
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"Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office."
"I remember 2010 like it was yesterday"
"I know a lesbian couple who used to breed fighting roosters they were the only lesbian couple in the world who raised cocks"
"ME: I have so many questions SOOTHSAYER: forsooth ME: Exactly lol S: SOOTH ME: Yeah so- S: Sooth? ME: You only say sooth eh S: *nods* sooth"
"What do you call a wannabe model? A poser!"
"me at five am: should i sleep for two hours or stay up me at now am: Did my coworker just say ""email"" or ""bee jail"". what did the bee do"
"The hipster aesthetic is the best thing to ever happen to ugly people."
"When Mike got arrested they told him ""Anything you say will be held against you."" Mike said ""Claudia Schiffer's breasts."""
"No one is sure how much it cost Coke to sponsor the Paralympics, but it undoubtedly cost an arm and a leg."