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Joke of the Day

"When Mike got arrested they told him ""Anything you say will be held against you."" Mike said ""Claudia Schiffer's breasts."""

"Man walks into a tavern. Man walks into a tavern and passed the bar. Bartender turns to him and says, ""You can't be back here."" Man says, ""It's OK. I'm a lawyer now."""

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it is too cheesy."

"Did you know that all of the trigonometric functions are female? Yup, They all have periods!"

"I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it's just beer."

"I failed my Biology test yesterday I was asked to name a parasite currently living in Britain. Apparently 'Muslims' isn't the correct answer."

"[School] Teacher: What's ur biggst fear? Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger"

"Auto correct makes me say things I didn't Nintendo."

"I would give my dad what he really wants on Father's Day, but I can't afford to move out yet."

"I took a picture of the fog with my new iPhone 7.... iMist"